![]() Things are made more exciting by an airshow of fruit bats, but this is quickly turned sour when the bats nosedive for one of the old cunts' fruit hats. Fuck them, though, because the next activity is a not-so-relaxing speed run-of-a-hayride through the west orchard. That's just what Applejack would do, isn't it? Even Apple Bloom and Babs Seed are fed up with Applejack's stupid shit. This reunion has turned less into a festivity and more into slave culture as Applejack puts almost the entire family to work with quilting, fritter baking, and recreation al use of celery. It's apparent Applejack is going too far as I eagerly await this episode to get to the fucking point. ![]() She even attempts to get those old cunts to finish that damn quilt by bringing in loud-ass machinery. Stresses prove to escalate as the festivities continue, mostly self-inflicted stresses as she forcefully tries to create "memories" for her family. For instance, your pedophile teacher.Īt this point, Applejack could really use a couple joints of celery, but recalling her traumatic experiences in rehab, she decides "fuck it". When your sister tries to lick your ass, reach out to someone you trust. This is a watered-down rehash of "Lesson Zero". Ugh, the predictability of this episode is showing through at this point as well. However, murky waters arise when Applejack forces the two young cunts to compete in a race. The next day, Applejack runs around town collecting resources from the rest of the main cast that's not in this episode, just in time for the festivities to begin! Everything seems fine at first, and we even get to see Apple Bloom and Babs Seed reunite. Not only this plot boring so far, but it's got me questioning how in-character Applejack is. I mean, I get it with someone like, say, Twilight, but Applejack? I'd think she'd have more sensibility and a clearer head when dealing with her family of all things. However, Applejack doesn't seem like the type of character to be in a pickle about this. The.fuck? Look, I've already made the "not the first reunion" argument which basically applies to this whole fucking episode, so this is especially true here. This doesn't phase me.Īpplejack, after hearing the history of the reunion she's very likely heard a million times before, suddenly gets apprehensive and obsessive of trying to make this reunion "perfect". Why the fuck does she need to explain shit to the family other than to lazily spew exposition to the audience? She then talks about some stupid quilt they've been working on since the first reunion, and two stupid flashbacks I don't care about take place. Again, this isn't the first reunion, and Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac have all attended the reunion before. Hell, her first appearance in the series regards her being at the helm of the family reunion! Shouldn't she, I don't know, know this by now? Subsequently, they move to the living room where Granny shows the family.the history of the reunion. She's attended and organized plenty of reunions before. This isn't Applejacks first rodeo *BADUMTSS*. She mentions that she'll get shit done so much as Granny Smith tells her what she needs.which is very odd. Granny Smith keeps moaning about how she's ever going to get anything done, when Applejack offers to take over. If they just decided to spend the whole first act eating dinner.I'd be more interested in what's going on, actually. After the title sequence turns my pancreas into bubbling cider, the Brady Bunch here sit around the table talking even more about the reunion. When Apple Bloom mentions that everyone's coming to this reunion, Granny Smith shits herself. The episode opens up with Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith preparing for their next family reunion. Considering "Just for Sidekicks" has strict continuity with its following episode, "Games Ponies Play", this is a hilarious mistake. Episode 8 is "Apple Family Reunion" and Episode 11 is "Just for Sidekicks", however Netflix has Episode 8 as "Just for Sidekicks" and "Apple Family Reunion" as Episode 9. So Netflix apparently has "Just for Sidekicks" and "Apple Family Reunion" in the wrong places. Well, shit, I guess I do have to review season seven after all. I will review season seven if it airs before the film.
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